With apologies to Motown.
Got an e-mail this afternoon from "Aretha Franklin" trying to get me to buy an extended auto warranty. That's a cheap trick for spammers, who never show us any R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Was surprised I wasn't offered a product to make me feel like a Natural Woman.
I think it's only a matter of time before "Smokey Robinson" wants to sell me a special chemical to clean my septic tank, "Ray Charles" touts the benefits of a larger member and "Gladys Knight" wants me to watch the Paris Hilton sex video (her "Pips" already want me to snoop into other people's e-mail accounts).
How low can spam go?
Man, spam sucks!
I got one the other day from this service that goes out and finds broken links on your site for you. It pointed out a broken link on my site, and then wanted me to pay them to look at the rest of my site. I THINK NOT! Spam Spam go AWAY!
-dew
How low? Jeez, do we really want the answer to that question? The answer may be more frightening than we realize!
I find myself spamming myself. I don't remember sending the "penis enlargement" email to myself, but I must have...
It really is amazing, isn't it, how new technology just spawns more stress? Like the pioneers didn't have spam, or computer viruses, or junk mail or telemarketers disturbing their solitude. I can't even imagine what the next 100 years will bring.
Spam....reminds me of litter!
Oh say it ain't so!
this will only make sense to those in the UK (or who watch our quality TV exports such as men behaving badly)
i expect i'll continue to receive my 'get plumper lips' spams but i'd like them in future to come from 'trout pout' Leslie Ash
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3253348.stm
"James Brown" wants me to enlarge my breasts quickly and safely. I think papa needs a brand new bag.