Wonderful dinner suggestions continue to roll in as part of T-Bone's Dinner Project. I'm planning to cut them off at midnight on Monday (I'll be sleeping then), so if you've got some yummy dinner suggestions, please share. There will be a prize awarded to the person whose recipe is selected the winner.
[Surivovor image from CBS Web site]
I enjoy watching CBS' "reality" vacation show, Survivor. The romance, the adventure, grueling physical challenges, the inadvertent weight loss, creepy crawlies, sunburn, betrayal, gastrointestinal gymnastics, shouting matches ... it all seems so appealing. That is, until I remember my previous island adventure. Then I realize I'm not cut out for cut-throat survival.
Things the Survivor castaways eat are definitely NOT menu material at my house. Anyone who has watched more than one season of that show knows it will eventually feature at least one "eat something gross" challenge. Last night was this season's entry, and the challenge was to polish off brimming glasses of raw seafood smoothies with varying (yet all nasty) ingredients. That's so NOT Jamba Juice!
Got me to thinking about other items that aren't really food, but whose names kind of sound like it. Here's a short list:
1. urinal biscuit (or "air biscuit")
2. pulled hamstring
3. turkey tits (apologies for this one)
4. charity roast
5. chicken legs
6. the other white meat
7. condom ribs
8. baloney pony (sorry again)
9. tube steak
10. cow chips
Makes you want to go outside and heat up the grill, doesn't it? At any rate, have a wonderful wonderful weekend, filled with the foods you love and the people you like. Or vice versa. Later!
You're making me hungry, T-bone! It seems that making people eat gross things has some big pull on television. I think, though, it goes to show that if you offer someone enough money, there's not much they *won't* do.
As for favorite foods this weekend - I'll be attending a jambalaya party; c'est bon! Hope your weekend is great as well.
Pulled hamstring- lol- I've had that on the menu once or twice.
Seriously, though, you forgot about toe jam.
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Oh! Toe jam! Good one. I guess I just wash my feet too often to be reminded of it. :-)
Uhhhh..... I have to ask. What are turkey tits?
Did you get the coupons? They have good stuff this weekend:
Saturday, October 18
Yankee Pot Roast
Oven Roasted Vegetables
Garden Salad with Ranch
Honey Whole Wheat Dinner Roll
Sunday, October 19
King Ranch Chicken
Spanish Rice
Borracho Beans
White Dinner Rolls
how about leaf-footed insect pizza for you menu?
nah.. me neither.. ;)
You certainly are far less innocent than you would like us to believe...
oh man!!! jamba juice! as a true californian stuck in rhode island, it's tough going without caribbean passion... or mango a-go-go... or peach pleasure... i'm so jealous that you've got 'em!
Oh man, you know I love "Survivor." I've devoted several posts to it myself, although it should be renamed "The Rupert Hour."
How come he's not losing any weight?
The woman on the left doesn't look too excited about the prospect of having fresh sushi. Doesn't she know that Manhattanites pay top dollar for such freshness??
Christa always looks that way. You should hear her voice.