TEN THINGS I DID TUESDAY INSTEAD OF BLOGGING
1. Cleaned my office thoroughly, including swabbing the keyboard to get the dust out between the buttons. Anything not nailed down was scrutinized for disposal. All that’s left is my desk, chair, phone, computer, family photos, a lava lamp and my special Sassy Little Punkin mug.
2. Got some actual work done. Don’t worry, I’m sure this won’t become a habit.
3. Stared at my thumb for awhile and wondered where that little cut came from.
4. Did a lot of yawning.
5. Contemplated how to rearrange my office so I can take naps without getting caught.
6. Asked myself, “If I were T-Bone’s favorite pen, where would I be?” Never got an answer to that one.
7. Made a mental list of the things I’ll need on my business/family trip this weekend to the Texas Coast. Swimwear? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Digital Camera? Check. Beach toys for the Cutlet? Check. Papa Smurf Underoos® for when the Petite Filet gets a little frisky? Check. Oops, TMI.
8. Received some grist for the Office Rumor Mill and suddenly got a strong desire to peruse online job listings. Again. Only this time, I really mean it. Or at least I want a lockable door on my office to escape the drama sure to surface in the near future. T-Bone hangs head in disgust and exits stage left. (Close curtain).
9. Decided I don’t really “hate” Blogger. But I refuse to buy a T-shirt because upon wearing the thing it would inevitably become inaccessible (where IS that shirt?!) or unreadable (“Hey T-Bone, your shirt says ‘Booger’ on it! Harharharhar!”). My greatest fear would be the Blogger tee simply “disappearing” while I had it on. Not a pretty sight, my friends. Also, people would occasionally be rendered mute when they tried to comment on it. Oh wait, that would be my Squawkbox T-shirt.
10. I did read a few blogs and left comments when I felt the urge. I’m addicted to reaching out and touching people, you know. Oh wait. That sounded kinda bad. That’s not what I meant, I swear. Where’s my DELETE key? Rats! I think I threw it away. Jimminy Cricket! Oh well, I trust you know I have pure intentions. In other words, I spread some hot T-Bone love around the Internet. That doesn’t sound a whole lot better, does it?
Have a Wednesday that screams “fun” and “good times” every time you gaze lovingly at the calendar.
