NEGOTIATIONS AND LOVE SONGS
Excerpts from conversations the Petite Filet and I had this weekend:
1. Foot in mouth disease ...
Petite Filet: (admiring newly trimmed fingernails) Ah, that's better. I kept poking the Cutlet every time I picked him up.
Texas T-Bone: Nice. Looks like someone needs to paint your toenails, too.
PF: Are you volunteering?
TT: Sure.
PF: I need to trim them first (starts clipping them over a trash can).
TT: You know, the deal is off if one of those hits me in the face.
PF: Keep your mouth closed, too.
2. Naked Twister
PF: Maybe we should play Naked Twister.
TT: Naked Twister? Right now?
PF: Right food red, baby!
(Oh yeah!)
3. Naptime Snuggling
PF: You know, if I was a guy, I would never wear a shirt.
TT: What?
PF: Why wear something when you don't have to? I mean, right now I don't have to wear shoes a lot so I don't.
TT: What?
4. Later ...
TT: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
PF: In your arms.
Ah, the wild adventure, over-familiarity and romance that is being married! Hope everyone had a great weekend!
