LATE JUNE BY THE NUMBERS
37
Years my parents have been married as of June 25. This is the first anniversary in almost 30 years on which they have the house to themselves. Don’t want to know what they did to celebrate!
25
Years my sister has graced the planet as of June 26. Funny, sometimes it seems a lot longer.
6
Months since the Cutlet was born. We are celebrating this milestone by having nonalcoholic breast-milk martinis and rice/banana cereal. Well, at least he is.
‘Twas the day after Christmas
and inside the womb,
an unborn creature was stirring
and getting ready to pop out real soon.
4
Number of days off in my July 4th weekend. We all have the holiday off, and then Mrs. Big Boss gave us an extra day because inventory was more tiresome than usual. So I’ve got Monday the 7th off as well. Yay!
5
Blogs I need to add to my list of Choice Cuts.
100
Percentage of people reading this who wonder what the point is.
0
Number of people besides me who give a rip.
