I’ll be picking up the Petite Filet and Cutlet from the airport tonight after work. Yippee! In the meantime, here’s some ...
HUMPDAY HAIKUS
{with apologies to Japan}
Texas T-Bone here
Attempting to prove a point
I don’t do haiku
Petite Filet comes
Cutlet has a full diaper
A gift for Daddy
Haikus don’t need rhyme
Or reason to take up time
Why not eat my shorts?
My words come slowly
Like tiny Japanese trees
Makes me say “Bonsai!”
Roses are reddish
Violets add a purplish hue
Pollen count is high
These kind of suck, yo
They say practice makes perfect
A bunch of liars
For some great haikus, check out Haikooties. The Hiaku High Priestess is taking a break, but her archives have some genuinely good work. Worth a chuckle! Tell her Texas T-Bone sent you. She has no idea who I am, but tell her anyway!
Your comments in haiku (first line of 5 syllables, second with 7, third with 5) nets you brownie points. If only I could figure out how to e-mail a brownie (without smooshing it in the scanner and getting crumbs all over my keyboard!). Settle for my undying gratitude and respect? Thank you, visitor-san. Best of Wednesdays to you.
