//TWENTY-FIVE THINGS//
Inspired by others who selfishly lure readers into their lair of personal attributes, idiosyncrasies, foot fungus and bizarre hobbies, Texas T-Bone has decided to do the same. Instead of 50 or 100 things, though, I’ve listed 25. That said, I hope it is either 1/2 or 1/4 as annoying as other people’s lists.
T-Bone is:
1. Ridiculously happy to be alive.
2. Husand.
3. Father.
4. Portable.
5. Journalism graduate.
6. Lover and a fighter.
7. King of Random Blog Comments (self-appointed).
8. Owner of two dogs.
9. Loyal.
10. Tattoo-less.
11. Unpierced.
12. Into rock ’n’ roll.
13. Flexible.
14. Very very very funny, intelligent and sexy.*
15. *Humble.
16. Probably shorter than you are.
17. A person who would like to sell all his family’s stuff and live on a sailboat.
18. Somewhat artistic.
19. Drinker of soy milk.
20. A vegetarian, except for all that meat I eat.
21. Trustworthy.
22. Punctual.
23. Pleasant-smelling half the time. OK, maybe a fourth of the time.
24. Friendly.
25. Connoisseur of very cheap beer.
Obviously there is more to me than this, but you’ll have to stay tuned to find out.
