//THE RETURN OF T-BONE’S FRIDAY FIVE//
I’m planning to answer the Filthy Friday Five
OK, so I was trying to think of brilliant questions for my Fiver this week. No dice, peeps. I came up with five really dumb questions. The fifth, however, I thought was good enough to stand on its own. It isn’t completely original, but the bulk of it is purely T-Bone.
Which U.S. president best describes your sex life?
Some possible answers:
a. Abe Lincoln, because your last four scores were seven years ago.
b. Richard Nixon, because you are resigned to having it only occasionally.
c. Ronald Reagan, because you can’t remember the last time you had it.
d. George Washington, because you cannot tell a lie: you’re a virgin.
e. Jimmy Carter: because it can be summed up in a nutshell: it stinks ,or it’s great.
f. Bill Clinton: because you realize love can really suck (or blow, depending).
g. JFK: because you get it on the side.
h. Thomas Jefferson: because you’ve made a declaration of independence.
i. Howard Taft: because it’s big and round.
j. Herbert Hoover: because thinking about it leads to depression.
k. Franklin Roosevelt: because thinking about it leads you out of depression.
l. Theodore Roosevelt: because you talk softly and carry a big stick.
m. None of the above because it’s not anyone’s business but yours, or you think this question is stupid and does not deserve an answer.
You are welcome to answer the question using any of our U.S. Presidents. Just don’t forget to explain why you chose him!
