//RECENTLY REALIZED://
1. When I have to work on a day nearly everyone else has off, I get a lot of work done because few people update their blogs.
2. Blogger is like an evil stepmother! We tolerate her because she lets us live in her house for free (or rather cheaply). Someday, though, we’re gonna break out and live on our own in Blogtopia. Anyone up for a self-hosting/cost-splitting adventure?
3. There are people in the world who would rather saw off their own limbs with a butter knife than be nice to others.
4. Most party invitations sent to the Petite Filet and me involve children’s birthdays, family picnics, non-alcoholic beverages and about a dozen minivans.
5. Nearly all Southern Baptist recipes begin with a pound of Velveeta® and a can of Ro-Tel®. Even desserts.
6. That novel that’s been rattling around inside me for the past six years really really wants to find a publisher and best-seller list to live on for a few months. But first it must be written, like, on paper and stuff.
7. A bathroom renovation, when done by a frazzled homeowner, can stretch for months and eventually years if not kept under control. Three months and counting ...
8. I can grow a full beard in about four days. However, with careful concentration, I’m able to suppress the urge to howl at the moon.
9. I miss the ocean. In about 24 days I’ll be visiting the Gulf of Mexico for a few days, and that’s better than nothing.
10. Because I’m addicted to writing, I’d like to think I would write even if nobody left comments. But really, every writer at least secretly wants to be read. So it burns my biscuits when my commenting service tanks (like temporarily on Tuesday). I don’t write to get comments, but your comments help keep me writing.
A pleasant day to all.
