//IT WAS SO HOT YESTERDAY ...//
How hot was it? It was hotter than 100 degrees on Friday, which is uncharacteristic even for Texas this time of year. It was so hot ...
1. That I got an instant booty burn/ass tan when I sat in my car after work.
2. Cows in the pasture were pre-cooked.
3. People with pools had to add ice to them so the water wouldn’t boil off.
4. Young children and the elderly were advised to wrap themselves in aluminum foil before playing outdoors or walking to the mailbox.
5. My neighbors were broiling chicken on their foreheads.
Stay cool this weekend!
