//CATHARSIS//
Today was the first time I was genuinely glad I can’t post to my blog at work (blogger being banned by the office Internet filter and all).
It allowed me to write some things offline that, once in written form, served their purpose. Actually posting it to Texas T-Bone would have been like beating a dead horse. Be glad, friends, you weren’t subject to them. I was in such a funk that I declared our current five-day period as Snarky Week and proceeded to list with venom some pet peeves I have. Went in to great, painful detail why May 5 was, for the occupants of Casa del T-Bone, more accurately called Stinko de Mayo. Some of the writing is funny, but as a whole the body of offline rantings are pretty unpleasant.
And that’s not me.
So you’ve been spared the unpleasant diatribe, yet I still got it all off my chest. Deep, cleansing breaths. Ahhhhhhh. Me feel much better now.
Just because I’m a sharing kind of guy, I pulled some of the less offensive things out and listed them below:
T-BONE’S (LAUGHABLE) PET PEEVES
1. Living so far from the beach.
2. Reruns.
3. Being in a funk.
4. Raw chicken.
5. Too many choices.
6. Not enough choices.
7. Ordering homestyle fries and getting curly fries.
8. Paying a lot for that muffler.
9. Evil twins.
10. Beating dead horses.
Hey, I’m not done yet! Posted below is a “25 Things” list about yours truly. Enjoy!
