//AMERICAN IDLE BANTER//
How about that? Ruben edged Clay by a "slim" margin and is the new American Idol.
Is it just me, or did Kelly Clarkson's appearance on the show last night make you wonder how she won? Don't get me wrong, we voted for her during the previous competition. It's just that she's become a prepackaged visage of her former self. Of course, there are times my singing career is judged the same way. Bummer!
//EAT IT OR WEAR IT//
Secret fashion tip: Bibs are in.
Well, bibs are THE HOT FASHION ACCESSORY if you’re 2 years old or younger, or you’re eating at Red Lobster. The Cutlet (who is 5 months old Thursday!) has some great bibs, some that match outfits, some handmade ones (why on Earth?) and a few that have funny sayings. These are a few of my favorite bib phrases:
1. Messy Eater
2. Cool Dude
3. Natural Disaster
4. Hot Stuff
5. Mommy’s Little Alarm Clock
Really, though, I think baby bibs need to feature more creativity. Something like:
1. Daddy’s Little Tax Deduction
2. My parents got a $600 child credit, and all I got was this lousy bib
3. Tastes like chicken. What’s chicken?
4. Momma’s Mini-Me
5. Daddy’s Little Squirt
6. When I’m done growin’, the yard I’ll be mowin’
7. I’m with stupid
8. Baby food AGAIN?
9. My inner child feels like he wants to barf
10. Old Faithful
11. Bring on da funk
12. That was so funny, I just crapped my pants
13. Pull my finger
14. Don’t gag me with a spoon, man!
15. Let’s do lunch
16. Why don’t YOU eat it?
17. Pinch my cheeks again, Grandma, and I’ll sue
18. Yo dad, can I borrow the car?
19. Bring me a bottle of your finest (or Bring me something in a boob)
20. Baby’s got (poopy) back
21. Born to be mild
22. Eating this nasty food is mean to my end
23. I can’t believe it’s not butter!
24. I’m such a babe
25. Check out my crib, yo!
26. Has anyone seen my teeth?
27. I believe in whirrled peas
28. Yakkity yak, those mashed bananas are comin’ back!
29. What’s for dessert?
30. Hey ma! Who’s that weird-looking dude with the stinky feet?
Got any more?
You have some precious bibs.'Some' not quite so cute.I'm looking for Bibs with Texas things on them.Thanks.