//T-BONE’S FRIDAY FIVE//
If your prurient interests are at full throttle, check out P-Ranch’s Filthy Friday Five. It’s actually the Thursday Five this week, but they won’t mind if you participate today. This is the second week for their adult version of the ubiquitous end-of-week query series. It’s fun stuff. Pants are optional.
I answered the filthy list on that site, rather than copying the questions here. I am attempting to remain uniquely T-Bone. My questions & answers aren’t nearly as interesting, but you’ll be hard-pressed to find them anywhere but here. That counts for something, right?
1. What color are your favorite pants?
Gray. No, brown. Wait. Black. No. Denim shorts. Do shorts count as pants here?
2. Shut up, I’m asking the questions. Now then. If you were a rainbow, what would be at your end?
A bowl of Lucky Charms, some milk, and the winning Lotto numbers. But no spoon. Go figure.
3. Who was your favorite Smurf?
Smurfette. Duh!
4. If you were a beer, where would you like to be consumed, and by whom?
At a party populated by close, longtime friends. By any woman there, because women who drink beer are totally hot (unless they drink a lot of beer; then they start to look like my Uncle Bill). Did I mention I was a longneck? That one’s for the laaaaadies. (Not a REDNECK, I said LONGNECK.)
5. Name three states that start with “M”.
Melancholy, motivated and melodramatic. Oh, you were thinking U.S. states? Montana, Massachusetts and Mississippi. Malabama is NOT a state (only a state of mind).
Great weekend to all. See you on the other side!
