//RECENT REALIZATIONS//
1. Things I learned only after getting married would have made me a much better boyfriend.
2. You only drop your sandwich when it’s made from your last two pieces of bread.
3. Worrying less about grammar and spelling allows you more room to write something interesting.
4. I may be almost 30, but I’ve still got it.*
5. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Puke, and you puke alone.
6. The further distance you must travel to your car, the harder it rains.
7. Texas has redeeming qualities that take years to realize.
8. No delectable dessert can rival the sweet smile of a child, especially your own child’s.
9. The danger of blogging in list form is that you always strive for an even number of items despite being out of ideas at No. 8.
10. People may not be the same wherever you go, but wherever you go there are people. Or people have been there.
*Yes, I am Studly Do-right. While young ladies swoon over my stunning good looks, I am ever faithful to W.O.T. The sight of my wedding band makes some of my groupies cry in despair. But don’t worry, fine young thangs, it’s all good if you look but don’t touch. See you in your dreams!
