//ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO STALK ME//
OK, there is a picture of me on the Internet (and I don’t mean the still shot from that unfortunate porn movie I made in college to buy my economics textbook).
The image is very small, but that’s my studly self reflected in the mirror of my antique wardrobe in our bedroom.
The unfortunate thing I did was submit it using my real name. Promise you won’t stalk me, and then click on this link. If the link doesn’t work (and why would it?), then go to www.pictureyourself.org and click on #909.
I plan to submit bigger, better photos of myself, ones in which you can actually see the T-Bone. I am further inspired by Punkin’s recent display of her oh so Sassy Self. Thanks, hon.
This should satisfy some of you about my actual existance. I’m not some computer-generated figment of blogmenation. After all, if I was computer-generated, I’d be much much funnier.
