//NOTE TO IDIOT. YOU, YES YOU.//
Dear Idiot:
For simply being stupid, you have managed to piss me off yet again. Doesn’t matter why, where or how. Just matters that you did.
Were you the jerk on the way to work who passed me (on atwo-lane road) in the school zone, then ran a red light? You could have killed someone.
Were you my neighbor who always mows his lawn without shoes on? I refuse to help the paramedics find any of your toes that get chopped off.
Were you that moron who cut in front of me in line at the bookstore?
Doesn’t really matter, does it?
Amazing how your names and faces change on an hourly basis. I’m an easy-going person by nature, yet you are the sandpaper of life. You rub me the wrong way and I’m forced to be abrasive, harsh, rough around the edges. You think only of yourself. You do not even think of the safety, comfort or well-being of your loved ones. They may love you, but they probably don’t like you.
You suck, idiot.
Very sincerely not yours,
T
P.S. Stop tailgating me, put something on those nasty flea-bitten feet and wait your turn! Those are your footprints and tire tracks on my last nerve.You have been warned.
