//LIKE A ROLLING FIRESTONE//
I posted these answers as a comment to a post the Joker at Bathtub Gin wrote about watching “The Bachelor” for the first time. Because I worked on my response for a good 90 seconds, I thought maybe posting it here would give it a proper burial. The Bachelor this season, if you don’t know, is a Firestone of the Tire Empire Firestones.
Haven't watched "The Bachelor" ever, but Firestone's involvement provides an opportune for some really bad puns:
1. He has already grown tiresome
2. I hate to tread on the subject
3. Wonder if he always wears a rubber
4. What goes around goes around
5. His good looks are overinflated
6. People watch him on the tube
7. He's just full of air (but his rival is a real blimp)
8. Not having such a goodyear
9. People flip for his tires (especially in their Ford Exploders)
10. A chaperone would really be a third wheel
And unfortunately, I'm just getting warmed up. Should have posted this on my own blog!
More:
11. His daddy was a rolling ‘Stone.
12. He is sly among a family of ‘Stones.
13. He is prone to major blowouts.
14. He shimmies if he gets out of balance.
15. When his alignment is off, he pulls to the left (or right)
16. His wealth comes from wheels of fortune.
17. Few ladies want to take him for a spin.
18. I’d steer clear of him.
19. He has money to spare.
20. His personality is a bit flat.
