//IN CASE YOU DIDN’T REALIZE, IT’S FRIDAY!//
I’m forgoing the Friday Five this week, not only because I couldn’t think of brilliant questions to ask myself. Just want to keep this beefy blog fresh. Mix it up. Keep my dear reader(s) guessing. Thunderstorms have interrupted my morning aerobic routine of jogging around the neighborhood trying not to get bitten by stray dogs or run over by the Suburban Yuppies on their way to work. That means I have more time to post!
Have a super weekend, all! Here goes ...
//VICTORIOUS RETURN//
Yay! Wife of T-Bone and the Cutlet are coming home Saturday afternoon! That means Casa Del T-Bone will be returning to normal. It also means I need to get to work! Here’s a list of 10 things I need to do before picking them up from the airport tomorrow:
1. Water what’s left of the houseplants
2. Find this “vacuum cleaner” I keep hearing about; learn how to use it
3. Find the floor, too, which I’m sure is there. Just can’t see it
4. Retire my post-modern sculpture, titled “The Leaning Tower of Food-Encrusted Dishes”
5. Move the growing laundry pile from a corner of the living room back to its dainty little hamper in our bedroom
6. Make it look like I’ve been toiling diligently on my home renovation projects, rather than watching bad TV in my underwear
7. Say goodbye to the spool coffee table
8. Restock the fridge with actual food
9. Prepare for some hot reunion lovin’ with W.O.T. (Not much to do; as a male member of the species I’m ready to go in a moment's notice)
10. Shower
