//GOT BLOG?//
The “got milk?” campaign has been with us for years now, and the rip-offs of its simply stated question abound. You can hardly go anywhere without someone or something asking you if you GOT something. Sheesh! Where’s the originality? I think we’ve milked this for all it’s worth. Got lame?
Here is a “short” list of things that push the premise of the “got milk?” campaign out the window:
1. Got bugs? (Got termites? Got cooties?)
2. Got vacation?
3. Got beer?
4. Got plumbing problems?
5. Got sex?
6. Got a chewy nougat-filled center?
7. Got sin?
8. Got Jesus?
9. Got spam?
10. Got cable?
11. Got Smith & Wesson?
12. Got beef?
13. Got chocolate?
14. Got game?
15. Got job?
16. Got brains?
17. Got muscles?
18. Got Viagra?
19. Got brain?
20. Got problems?
21. Got the mob after you?
22. Got time?
23. Got lists?
24. Got humor?
25. Got the gist?
26. Got love?
27. Got pain?
28. Got back?
29. Got NASCAR?
30. Got football?
31. Got hair?
32. Got an idea for an invention that could make you a millionaire?
33. Got money?
34. Got credit?
35. Got diarrhea? (or Got constipation?)
36. Got headache?
37. Got car?
38. Got home?
39. Got patience?
40. Got a clue?
Got any others?
