//FAILED ADVERTISING SLOGANS// 1. Ford

//FAILED ADVERTISING SLOGANS//

1. Ford Motor Co.: You’ll flip for our Explorers!
2. Ex-Lax: Good to the last plop.
3. Maxwell House Coffee: Have a cup of our jittery goodness!
4. Ballpark Franks: Our hot dogs have more bark than bite.
5. Enron: We have the power to do anything we want.
6. American Airlines: Our employees probably won’t hold a grudge about the whole paycut/layoff thing and forget to do something like fuel the plane or shut the door. We hope. (alternate slogan, also rejected: We’re Insured!)
7. Firestone Service Centers: Oil change, tire rotation and a date with Andrew (of "The Bachelor") for $19.95.
8. Scarves R Us: I’m not going to pay a lot for this muffler.
9. Trojan Condoms: Sex is a little cleaner when you wrap your crusty, disease-infested weiner.
10. Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix: Make your own f***ing breakfast!