//AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING NOT-SO-SERIOUS//
If you read the story below, you’re probably ready for a laugh. And a nap. It’s not in my power to grant either of those wishes. However, I can attempt to make you smile.
You should have known that at some point, while reading a blog called Texas T-Bone, it would happen. Not for the squeamish, here’s my top 20 nicknames for the male member that also pertain to meat:
1. The Prime Rib
2. Sir Loin
3. T-Boner
4. Beef Tip
5. Meat Thermometer
6. Frankfurter
7. Hamburger Helper
8. Big Mac/Whopper (tie)
9. Tube Steak
10. Rump Roaster
11. Beef Fajita
12. Horny Dog
13. Beef Kabob
14. Carnal Asada Steak
15. Dangling Angus
16. Meat Grinder
17. Summer Sausage
18. Love Burrito
19. Beef Jerky (served for one)
20. The Missing Link
Join me next week when I list the top names for male genitalia relating to underground mineral exploration (Master Driller, Mine Shaft, etc.). I’m so ashamed!
I’m planning to take Thursday off, but don’t worry. Texas T-Bone will return in time to post a rip-roaring Friday Five. Until, hasta la bye bye and have a great day.
