//ABBREVIATED SPEECH//
I think most of us know the common blog abbreviations: LOL, LMAO, LMFAO, WTF, BTW. If you don’t I’ll let you figure them out for yourself (LOL!).
Here’s an abbreviated list of other abbreviations you may find useful. A warning, though, most people won’t have the foggiest notion of what you’re trying to say. And if you write them and then go back to what you’ve written, chances are you will forget what they mean, too. AITNOC! (all in the name of confusion). LOL!
1. LYB: Love Your Blog. Usually paired as such: LYB, BTW!
2. WFYB: Whatever Floats Your Boat
3. ICYWTSTR: In Case You Were Too Stupid To Realize
4. DRMAYUF: Duh! Read My Archives, You Uninitiated Fool!
5. LMMOOT: Leave My Mother Out Of This
6. BALB: Blog and Let Blog
7. BATWBWYKADAYKIA: Blog And The World Blogs With You; Keep A Diary And You Keep It Alone
8. IASDS: I Am So Darn Sleepy
9. IFLP: I Feel Like Puking
10. MIASH: Man, I Am So Hungover!
11. TCLNR: That Concert Last Night Rocked
12. DYSLNE: Did You See Last Night’s Episode?
13. IHTFT: I Have The Funkiest Tanline!
14. MNRI: My Nipple Really Itches
15. DAKWMBIDT: Does Anyone Know Why My Blog Is Doing This?
16. IHNTS: I Have Nothing To Say
17. MA: Meatloaf again?
18. IACW: I’m A Comment Whore
19. IWTCSIDLMS: I’m Wearing This Cone So I Don’t Lick My Stitches
20. ETB: Et tu, Bruté?
Oh yes, TLGO (the list goes on). Think of any clever ones? You get extra points if the letters spell something related to the phrase it stands for (For example: SPANK = sexual perverts are notoriously kinky).
Don’t let me down. IACW, BTW. LOL!
