Well, it looks like we're going to War. I'm not sure we can back down after what President Bush has put on the table. So, as average Americans working in the trenches of Capitalism, we are relegated to rallying our troops, praying for a speedy end and hoping this won't happen every few years.
On a lighter note, the following is a list of the five things Saddam Hussein would pack if he decided to flee Iraq before his butt becomes a target.
1. His Dukes of Hazard lunchbox (that Daisy Duke, she's hot)
2. His GI Omar doll (A Real Iraqi Hero)
3. mustache trimmer
4. picture of Mom
5. super-secret map listing all the Cracker Barrel restaurants between Baghdad and Paris, France (an ousted dictator has got to eat; and he loves the cornbread and Stuart's root beer, which he can't get at his local Piggly Wiggly)
God Bless America!
