//THE MARRIED BACHELOR//
Wife of T-Bone and The Cutlet are (sadly) out of town this week visiting Grandma and Grandpa in Oklahoma. They left yesterday evening and I miss them already!
The T-Bone is trying really hard not to revert back to some aspects of his bachelorhood. Here are five things I'm up against:
1. I moved the dirty laundry from its dainty little hamper in our bedroom. It's now in a corner of the living room.
2. Saw one of those big wooden spools and considered its use as a coffee table.
3. Wanted to strip down to my underwear and enjoy some beer and pizza. For breakfast. (Beer is now a food group of its own for a week).
4. Had some strange urge to replace all the framed art in the house with posters of fast cars and half-naked women.
5. Have forgotten where we keep the vacuum cleaner and all the cleaning supplies. Not even sure we have those things! Would not know how to use them if I found them.
Come back soon, W.O.T. and Cutlet!
