THE GREAT COMPUTER DEBATE
There are two kinds of computer users in the world: PC users and MAC users. In true Texas T-Bone fashion, I've compiled a list of differences between the two.
1. People use PCs; people bond with Macs.
2. Old Macs never die, they are turned into fish tanks and whatnot; PCs become doorstops and rifle targets.
3. PCs most often run Microsoft Windows, a difficult program to navigate unless you've taken a class; Mac OS is fast, simple and intuitive enough for children to start using it almost instantly.
4. Macs set the industry standard for ease of use for Internet design, movie and graphic production and desktop publishing. Doing these things on a PC is like working blindfolded with one arm tied behind your back.
5. The first Apple was built in a garage, not some impersonal lab. How cool is that?
6. Macs have a longer shelf life than PCs because the upgrading possibilities are many.
7. Macs cost more initially, but see No. 6 for a reason to spend more at first. You'll save if you don't have to buy a whole 'nother PC.
8. Macs are pretty (see original iMac, new iMac, iPod, new G4 towers, Apple Pro Mouse and the new notebooks).
9. Friends don't let friends use PCs.
10. When a Mac quits, it's like losing a favorite family pet. When a PC kicks the bucket, it's just another day at the office.
Controversy, T-Bone. You might alienate your lone reader! Nah, that person's probably on a PC, which will crash before my blog loads.
Just kidding! Long live the personal computer, whoever makes it! Can't we all just get along?
