//T-BONE’S FRIDAY FIVE//
This not-posting-at-work stuff stinks. But I’ve planned ahead, friends. Yes, it’s my weekly Friday Five posted here for your time-wasting pleasure. I guarantee any other Friday Fives you’ll read today won’t contain the following questions:
1. Name an exotic food you’ve eaten that surprised you when it tasted a little like chicken. McNuggets.
2. Have you ever concocted an alcoholic drink that you thought was brilliant, yet later decided it was probably the worst thing ever put in a glass and you swore to yourself, no matter what pressure you might face, you’d never ever make it again?
Yes. A Thursday in 1995. Denton, Texas. Night of the Yoo-Hoo Russian. Very baaaaaad.
3. What is the most embarrassing situation you’ve ever been in?
Forgetting to wear pants to my wedding.
4. Have any tattoos or body piercings?
Not on purpose.
5. Heard any lame jokes lately?
Why, yes. Did you hear about the lonely marine biologist who was consumed by her work and a relentless pursuit of companionship? She was looking for her significant otter.
To all a fabulous weekend! See you on the other side!
