//INSTANT SEX SUCCESS//
So Netscape's "love channel" has a little feature on "Five fast ways to be sexier." Here's the breakdown:
1. Exude confidence (even if you're having a bad day, sit up straight and improve your outlook)
2. Treat yourself (listen to soothing music, eat a peach, etc.)
3. Build anticipation (instead of thinking about your crappy day, think of boinking your better half)
4. Be unexpected (go out to dinner, do something wild, greet said better half naked at the door, etc.)
5. Give yourself a hand (self explanatory)
Yeah, I guess those things could make you sexier. But here's Sultriness According to T-Bone:
1. Nothing says love like a 6-pack of Colt .45
2. Taking out the garbage without being asked entitles you to some good lovin'
3. Fantasize about having sex in exciting places (elevators, department-store dressing rooms, Montana)
4. Do something wild: wear sexy underwear on the outside of your clothes
5. If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with (yourself)
T-Bone, you're such a romantic! It's a wonder I'm still happily married, isn't it?
