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So, there are two great reasons to consume Drinks of Massive Alcohol this evening. It's Saint Patrick's Day, upon which we all become Irish for one day and wear green (or get pinched – would that be considered harassment?). The second reason, of course, is that we're going to war.
Now is the time to rally around our troops, who are doing their jobs and standing up for the American way of life. Pray for a speedy end to the fighting. Pray that no one will die in vain during this conflict. And rent lots of movies, because President Bush is going to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to tell us what we've been reading about or listening to all day long. This will happen a lot.
Good night, dear reader!
