Happy Monday, people! You can't avoid a Monday, so you might as well grab it by both ears and head-butt this day in the nose! Trust me, you'll feel better.
Thought you (and I mean all one of you) might enjoy this weekend exchange about how my wife and I should spend our tax-return.
T-bone: Maybe we should put it toward a new computer.
Wife of T-bone: No, I want a new bathroom!
T: Yeah, but we could also get a laptop and then you could use it while you were in the bathroom.
W.O.T.: You'd better never e-mail me from in there!
Just be glad, dear reader, that no enterprising compugeek has come up with a way to attach ODORS to e-mail. Then reading junk mail really WOULD stink! Happy Odor-Free Blog Reading!
