"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal, evil think I could do to him."
(WICKED GRIN)

Ha! She didn't know that hubby has spare remote?
He he!
LOL.... that is too Funny!! :)
LOL.... that is too Funny!! :)
LOL.... that is too Funny!! :)
but maybe not that funny! Gee... might be my firewall settings but I do have some trouble posting here sometimes!
Every now and then I have difficulties, too, Desiree. Heck....I'll leave them so I can brag on how many comments I get! lol
Dr. D, there is no such thing as a spare remote!
Oh now THAT'S jus plain evil...... geeze....